First, the home screen 🏠
It pretends to be an iPad. That's the whole trick.
1Swipe left on the home screen to get from the big tiles to the grid of app icons.
2Tap any icon and a little window opens explaining it, with a button to open the real thing.
3Tap the ✕ to close a window. Nothing you tap can break anything. Promise.
📖 Story
☎️Call
Already used for a call. Level 2. It's silly on purpose.
Open Call →
⚔️Quest
The quest map. Self-explanatory — open it and have a look.
Open Quest →
🗺️Tinanerary
Just some ideas by AI.
How to use it
- Use the ‹ › arrows at the bottom to move between slides.
- 🔊 top-right turns the music off if it's annoying.
- Slide 1 says it plainly: it was researched by AI, so it's ideas, not bookings.
Open Tinanerary →
🎮 Mess about
— the pointless fun ones
🎰Casino🚧 tables opening soon
Blackjack and Texas Hold'em we can actually play against each other. The money is completely fake — you can't lose anything real.
How to use it
- Start at Casino School — a goose teaches you both games from zero in about three minutes. It assumes you've never seen a card game.
- The two tables are closed while I finish them. I'll message you when they open.
- You get $1,000 in pretend chips to start, and more for finishing the lessons.
Open Casino →
🎬Movies
A shared watchlist. Things to watch, things we've watched, things you want to add.
How to use it
- Browse the list.
- Add anything you want to watch, or a recommendation.
Open Movies →
✍️ Say something
— the ones that talk back
💡Suggestions✦ the important one
Where you change the website. Any idea — a colour you hate, a word that reads oddly, a whole app that doesn't exist yet — becomes a numbered ticket I have to actually deal with.
How to use it
- Pick what kind of thing it is and roughly where on the site.
- Write the idea. One line is plenty. "This button is ugly" is a completely valid ticket.
- Say how much you want it.
- Watch it move: filed → seen → built by Chris or TinaAI → live. When it ships, you'll notice the change, and it shows up in the Log.
Open Suggestions →
📝Notes
It's just a notepad, completely optional to use. You're welcome to use it — Chris just uses it for brain dumps between us.
How to use it
- Type. That's it — there's no save button.
- Deleting a note asks for a password, so nothing disappears by accident.
Open Notes →
📋Log
Every change ever made to this site, with dates. The green squares are a map of which days I built something.
How to use it
- Scroll for the newest changes first.
- Tap a green square to see what happened that day.
Open Log →